Official hippie classification
The Suburban Hippie
Hippie status: Authentically Conflicted (46–60% hippie)
“You've found a comfortable balance between enlightenment and two-day shipping.”
The diagnosis
You genuinely believe the world needs more compassion, less conflict, and better music.
You may have a vegetable garden, an impressive vinyl collection, or a suspicious number of houseplants.
You want to save the planet. But you'd also like your packages delivered by Thursday.
Recommended treatment: No treatment necessary. You're doing fine.
Spirit musician
James Taylor
Gentle, warm, and perfectly at home on a back porch.
Are you more of a hippie than your friends?