Official hippie classification
The Hippie-Curious Civilian
Hippie status: Mildly Suspicious (16–30% hippie)
“You've considered buying a hammock. This is how it begins.”
The diagnosis
You appreciate nature, enjoy a good sunset, and occasionally wonder whether modern society has gotten a little ridiculous.
You're not quite ready to abandon your responsibilities and follow a jam band across the country.
But you've thought about it.
Recommended treatment: Attend an outdoor concert. Remove shoes if comfortable.
Spirit musician
Jack Johnson
Beach-approved, barefoot-adjacent, zero pressure.
Are you more of a hippie than your friends?