Official hippie classification
The Cosmic Love Ambassador
Hippie status: Legendary (91–100% hippie)
“You are approximately 73% peace, 22% love, and 5% unidentified herbal tea.”
The diagnosis
Congratulations. You have achieved a level of hippie enlightenment previously believed possible only through extended exposure to live bootleg recordings.
You radiate compassion. You appreciate the beauty of ordinary moments. You believe that people matter more than possessions.
And somewhere, a dolphin just smiled for reasons science cannot explain.
Recommended treatment: Hug someone who wants a hug. Hydrate. Continue existing.
Spirit musician
Ravi Shankar
Played for the sunrise, and the sunrise listened.
Are you more of a hippie than your friends?